Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Adventures in Online Dating - Part "I've lost count"

Instant No's on match.com:

1 - They use the word soulmate.
2 - Saying you enjoy "good rap like Eminem"
3 - Jesus is the light of your life.
4 - Making a big deal about how in shape you are. Ok, I get it already.
5 - Mentioning you like to "please a woman with a massage." Yeah, I can see where you're going with that, buddy.
6 - You are currently only seperated.

To be continued...

Please add on in comments if you've got any good ones!

1 comment:

  1. Helpful for those people who are looking for online dating......

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